I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
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I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
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Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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