i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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