This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
worst night to have a conscience
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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