I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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