Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
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We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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