Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
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it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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