I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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