Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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