if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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