that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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