Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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