escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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