How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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