I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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