Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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