i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Are we still banned from the library?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
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All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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