I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
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I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
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Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
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