I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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