Duck Duck Cougar?
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
When did angry sex become our thing?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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