is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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