Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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