I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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