I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
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Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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