i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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