Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Randomize
