Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
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I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
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Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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