Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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