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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Please don't give away my fajitas
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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