Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
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I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
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Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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