North Korea, Best Korea!
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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