That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Randomize
