It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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