Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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