Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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