Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
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I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
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Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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