god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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