I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
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I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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