Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
