U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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