what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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