i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
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You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
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You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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