I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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