Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
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Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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