Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
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some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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