I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
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He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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