You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
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your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
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I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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