I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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