i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
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I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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