That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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