"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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