this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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