It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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