ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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