You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
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It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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