It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
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Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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