Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I'm bleeding and have questions
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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