and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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