All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
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